Arms and the Women (4 page)

'If he was talking to who I think he was talking to, he was a right idiot,' said the sentry piously. 'You gotta give the gods respect else they'll chew you up and spit you out.'

The commander smiled.

'Let's see,' he said.

They didn't have long to wait. As though the storm also wanted to look at the results of its latest onslaught, it tore aside the clouds once more.

'Well, bull my bollocks and call me Zeus!' exclaimed the sentry, his recent piety completely forgotten.
There he was again, almost back where he'd started but still alive. Once more he started to struggle back over the beach. Only now as the waves retreated, they didn't leave any area of visible shingle but a foot or so of water. This made the anchoring process much more difficult, but at the same time, by permitting the man to take a couple of swimming strokes with his muscular arms, it speeded his return to the safety of the boulders. Here he squatted, his head slumped on his broad chest which rose and fell as he drew in great breaths of damp air.

'He's game,' said the sentry grudgingly. 'Got to give him that. But he's not out of trouble yet. How high do you reckon the tide comes in here, Commander?'

'Normally? I think it would just about reach the bottom of the cliff, a foot up at its highest. But this isn't normal. I don't know whether it's a very angry god or just very bad weather, but I'd say the way this wind's blowing the sea in, it will be thirty feet up the cliff face in an hour.'

'So that really is it,' said the sentry with some satisfaction.

'Not necessarily. He can climb.'

'Up that rock face? Get on! It's smooth and it's sheer and there's an overhang at the top. I wouldn't fancy my chances there at my peak on a fine day, and that old bugger must be completely knackered.'

'Double or quits on what you owe?' said the commander casually.

The sentry turned his head to look at the officer's profile, but it was as blank and unreadable as the cliff face, and not a lot more attractive either.

Then he looked down. The man was up to his knees in water already.

'Done,' said the sentry.

Below, the Greek was examining the cliff face. His features were undiscernible through a heavy tangle of beard, but even at this distance they could see the eyes shining brightly in the reflection of the moonlight. He rubbed his hands vigorously against the remnants of his robe in what had to be a vain attempt to get them dry, then he reached up and began to climb.
He got about three feet above the water level before he lost his grip and slithered back down. Three more times he tried, three more times he fell. And each time he hit the water, it was higher than before.

'Looks like we're quits, Commander,' said the sentry.

'Maybe.'

'What's the silly old sod doing now?'

The silly old sod was ripping the sleeves off his tattered robe, and tying them to form a rough sack which he hung on a jag of rock protruding from one of his protective boulders. Next he knelt down in the water facing the boulder, took a deep breath, and plunged his head beneath the surface. When he emerged, he tossed what looked like a stone into the dangling sack. Again and again he did this.

'I know,' said the sentry. 'He's digging a tunnel.'

He laughed raucously at his own wit till the guard commander said coldly, 'Shut up. You might learn something.'

The sentry stopped laughing. Shared hardship might relax the bonds of discipline slightly, but he and his comrades knew just how far they could go -

Finally the Greek stood upright once more, slung the sack around his neck, put both hands into it, then reached up the cliff face. He seemed to lean against it for a long moment, almost as if he were praying. Then he began to climb again.

The sentry waited for him to fall. But he didn't. From time to time he dipped into his sack, then reached up again in search of another handhold. As on the beach, progress was painfully slow, and occasionally one of his holds failed and he'd slip back a little, but still he kept coming.

'How in the name of Zeus is he doing that?' said the sentry. 'It's just not possible!'

'Molluscs,' said the commander.

'No need to be like that, sir,' said the sentry resentfully.
‘I was only asking.'

'I said, molluscs. Clams, mussels, oysters, anything he could find. He's holding them against the wall till their suckers take a hold. Then he uses them as a ladder.'

'Clams, you say? Them things couldn't hold a man, surely?'

'Three might. He only moves one foot or hand at a time. And he's using any holds he can find in the rock face too. He's a truly ingenious fellow.'

The sentry shook his head in reluctant admiration. As if taking this as confirmation that their prey was close to escaping them, the waves hurled themselves with renewed force against the cliff, breaking over the climbing man and spraying flakes of spume over the watchers above.

A harsh grating noise reached them also.

'The bugger's laughing!' said the sentry.

'Of course he's laughing. He wants the cliff face to be as wet as possible. That's the way the molluscs like it. The wetter the surface, the tighter their grip.'

The wind closed the gap in the clouds once more. This, coupled with the fact that the climber was now approaching the overhang, took him out of the watchers' sight. The sentry pushed himself back from the edge, squatted to his haunches and drew his sword.

'Let's see if he's still laughing when he sticks his head over the top and I cut his throat,' he said, testing the metal's edge with his thumb.

The guard commander said nothing but squatted beside him. They had to lean into the wind to avoid being blown backwards and from time to time their faces were lashed with salt water as the ocean rose to new heights of fury in its efforts to wash the climber free.

Minutes passed. The watchers didn't move. They had had years to learn that patience too is one of the great military arts.

Finally the sentry's face began to show his suspicion that the sea must after all have won its battle against the climbing Greek. He glanced at the guard commander. But his was a face as jagged and pocked as a city wall after long siege, and quite unreadable at the best of times, so the sentry didn't risk speaking and returned to his watch.

A few moments later he was glad of his self-restraint. A new sound drifted up the cliff face amidst the lash of water and howl of wind. It was the noise of laboured breathing, getting closer.

The sentry began to smile in happy anticipation. He decided not just to slit the throat but to have a go at taking the whole head off. It would be fun to go back into the camp and toss it down among his half-waking comrades and say negligently, 'Got myself another Greek while you idle sods were sleeping.'

The breathing was loud now. The sentry moved his position so that he was right above it. An arm like a small tree trunk was swung up to rest on the edge of the cliff, and then a shag of salt-caked hair appeared, and finally the man's head came fully into view and a pair of deep-sunk, intensely blue eyes took in the waiting men.

'How do, chuck,' said the Greek.

The sentry rocked forward on his toes and shot out his left hand to grab the grizzled hair. But quick as he moved, the Greek was quicker. His other hand came into view, grasping a large jagged clamshell. It snaked out almost faster than the eye could follow, and the next moment the sentry's left wrist was slit through to the bone.

He fell backward, shrieking. His right hand released his sword as he grasped the gaping wound to staunch the spurting blood. The Greek dropped the shell and reached out to pick up the fallen weapon. Then a heavy-shod foot crashed down on his forearm and pinned it to the ground.

He looked up at the unreadably rugged face of the guard commander and smiled through his tangle of beard.

'Thanks, chuck,' he said. 'Saved me from a nasty fall.'

'Kill the bastard, Commander,' urged the ashen-faced sentry. 'Chop his fucking arm right off!'

The commander was aware of the blue eyes fixed quizzically on his face as he debated the matter.

'Not yet,' he said finally. 'Not till we know if there are any more of his kind about. Besides, the men need cheering up after what's happened recently, and I reckon a clever old Greek like this will take a long time dying.'

'Long as you like, Captain,' said the Greek. 'I'm in no hurry whatsoever. I'll

'Shit,' said Ellie Pascoe.

Through the open window of the boxroom which she refused to dignify with the name study she had heard a car turning into their short drive.

She finished reading,
take as long as ever you like.',
pressed
Save
to preserve her corrections and went to the window.

A man and a woman were getting out of the car and heading for the front door.

'Hello,' called Ellie.

This voice from above made them start like guilty things surprised, and the woman dropped her car keys.

Perhaps they think it's the voice of God, thought Ellie.

Or perhaps (one thought leading to another) they think they
are
the voice of God.

'If you're Witnesses,' she called, 'I think I should tell you we're all communist satanists here. I'll be happy to send you some of
our
literature.'

'Mrs Pascoe?' said the woman. 'Mrs Ellie Pascoe?'

She didn't look like a Witness. And Witnesses didn't drive big BMWs.

A pair of assertions as unsupported as a Hottentot's tits (she plucked the phrase from her collection of Andy Dalziel memorabilia), but evidence is what we look for when intuition fails (one of her constabulary-baiting own).

'Hang on. I'll come down,' she said.

By the time she got downstairs and opened the front door, the couple had recovered their composure. Now they just looked concerned.

'Mrs Pascoe?' said the man, who was slim, thirtyish, not bad-looking and wearing a rather nice Prince of Wales check suit which looked like it had been cut in Savile  Row. Would look even nicer on Peter. 'You are Mrs Pascoe?'

'I thought we'd established that.'

'My name's Jim Westcombe. I'm with the council's Education Welfare Department. It's about your daughter, Rose. She's at Edengrove Junior, isn't she?'

'Yes, but not today. I mean, it's their end-of-term trip to Tegley Hall Theme Park . . . look, what's this about?' Ellie demanded.

The man and woman looked at each other, then the man went on, 'Honestly, there's nothing to worry about, she's fine, you're not to worry, really . . .'

'What?'

There are few things more worrying to a mother than being told not to worry, especially a mother who a few short weeks ago was sitting by a hospital bed, not knowing if her child was going to recover from meningitis or not.

The woman gave her a look which combined empathy of her feelings and exasperation at her companion's heavy-handedness.

'Jim, shut up,' she said. 'Mrs Pascoe, the coach taking the children to Tegley has broken down. There's a replacement coach on the way, but it seems your little girl wasn't feeling too well and the head teacher thought it best to make arrangements to get her home, only when he tried to ring you he couldn't get through . . .'

Ellie turned and grabbed the hall phone. It was dead. In the mirror hanging above the phone, she saw an unrecognizably pale face whose pallor shone through her summer tan like a corpse-light through muslin. This was it. This was the punishment she deserved. She had brought it on herself . . . worse ... on Rosie ... on Peter . . .

. . so he tried your husband but he wasn't available, so then he rang into the Education office and as Jim and I were coming out this way and would be passing your road end, we said we'd call and check if you were in.'

'Oh God,' said Ellie.

I'm confused, she thought. I'm not hearing properly.

She leaned against the door frame to steady herself and the woman reached forward to rest her hand on Ellie's arm and said, 'Really, it's OK, Mrs Pascoe. You know how it is, end of term, kids getting excited, rushing around like mad. I've got two myself, I know how they can keep us frightened, believe me. It's just a matter of getting out there to pick the little girl up. Have you got your car here? Jim can go with you, he knows where the breakdown happened. I can't come myself, I'm afraid. I've got an urgent appointment, but Jim can spare a couple of hours, can't you, Jim? He'll even drive if you don't feel up to it.'