Cop Hater (10 page)

"87th Detective Squad," he said. "Carella here."

"Danny Gimp."

"Hello, Danny, what've you got?"

"I found Ordiz."

"Where?"

"This a favor, or business?" Danny asked.

"Business," Carella said tersely. "Where do I meet you?"

"You know
Jenny's?"

"You kidding?"

"I'm serious."

"If Ordiz is a junkie, what's he doing on Whore Street?"

"He's blind in some broad's pad. You're lucky you get a few mumbles out of him."

"Whose pad?"

"That's what we meet for, Steve. No?"

"Call me 'Steve' face-to-face, and you'll lose some teeth, pal," Carella said.

"Okay,
Detective
Carella. You want this dope, I'll be in Jenny's in five minutes. Bring some loot."

"Is Ordiz heeled?"

"He may be."

"I'll see you," Carella said.

La Via de Putas
was a street which ran North and South for a total of three blocks. The Indians probably had their name for it, and the teepees that lined the path in those rich days of beaver pelts and painted beads most likely did a thriving business even then. As the Indians retreated to their happy hunting grounds and the well-worn paths turned to paved roads, the teepees gave way to apartment buildings, and the practitioners of the world's oldest profession claimed the plush-lined cubby holes as their own. There was a time when the street was called
Piazza Putana
by the Italian immigrants, and
The Hussy Hole
by the Irish immigrants. With the Puerto Rican influx, the street had changed its language —but not its sole source of income. The Puerto Ricans referred to it as
La Via de Putas.
The cops called it "Whore Street." In any language, you paid your money, and you took your choice.

The gals who ran the sex emporiums called themselves Mama-this or Mama-that. Mama Theresa's was the best-known joint on the Street. Mama Carmen's was the filthiest. Mama Luz's had been raided by the cops sixteen times because of some of the things that went on behind its crumbling brick facade. The cops were not above visiting any of the various Mamas on social calls, too. The business calls included occasional raids and occasional rake-offs. The raids were interesting sometimes, but they were usually conducted by members of the Vice Squad who were unfamiliar with the working arrangements some of the 87th Precinct cops had going with the madams. Nothing can screw up a good deal like an ignorant cop.

Carella, perhaps, was an ignorant cop. Or an honest one, depending how you looked at it. He met Danny Gimp at Jenny's, which was a small cafe on the corner of Whore Street, a cafe which allegedly served old world absinthe, complete with wormwood and water to mix the stuff in. No old-world absinthe drinker had ever been fooled by Jenny's stuff, but the cafe still served as a sort of no-man's land between the respectable workaday world of the proletariat, and the sinful shaded halls of the brothels. A man could hang his hat in Jenny's, and a man could have a drink there, and a man could pretend he was on a fraternity outing there, and with the third drink, he was ready to rationalize what he was about to do. Jenny's was something necessary to the operation of the Street. Jenny's, to stretch a point, served the same purpose as the shower stall does in a honeymoon suite.

On July 26th, with the heat baking the black paint that covered the lower half of Jenny's front window—a window which had been smashed in some dozen times since the establishment was founded—Carella and Danny were not interested in the Crossing-the-Social-Barrier aspects of Jenny's bistro. They were interested in a man named Luis "Dizzy" Ordiz, who may or may not have pumped a total of six bullets into a total of two cops. Bush was out checking on the burglar named Flannagan. Carella had come down in a squad car driven by a young rookie named Kling. The squad car was parked outside now, with Kling leaning against the fender, his head erect, sweltering even in his Summer blues.

Tufts of blond hair stuck out of his lightweight hat. He was hot. He was hot as hell.

Inside, Carella was hot, too. "Where is he?" he asked Danny.

Danny rolled the ball of his thumb against the ball of his forefinger. "I haven't had a square meal in days," he said.

Carella took a ten spot from his wallet and fed it to Danny.

"He's at Mama Luz's," Danny said. "He's with a broad they call La Flamenca. She ain't so hot."

"What's he doing there?"

"He copped from a pusher a couple of hours back. Three decks of H. He stumbled over to Mama Luz with amorous intentions, but the H won the battle. Mama Luz tells me he's been dozing for the past sixty."

"And La Flamenca?"

"She's with him, probably cleaned out his wallet by this time. She's a big red-headed job with two gold teeth in the front of her mouth, damn near blind you with them teeth of hers. She's got mean hips, a big job, real big. Don't get rough with her, less she swallow you up in one gobble."

"Is he heeled?" Carella asked.

"Mama Luz don't know. She don't think so."

"Doesn't the red-head know?"

"I didn't ask the red-head," Danny said. "I don't deal with the hired help."

"Then how come you know about her hips?" Carella asked.

"Your ten spot don't buy my sex life," Danny said, smiling.

"Okay," Carella said, "thanks."

He left Danny at the table and went over to where Kling was leaning on the fender.

"Hot," Kling said.

"You want a beer, go ahead," Carella told him.

"No, I just want to go home."

"Everybody wants to go home," Carella said. "Home is where you pack your rod."

"I never understand detectives," Kling said.

"Come on, we have a visit to make," Carella said.

"Where?"

"Up the street. Mama Luz. Just point the car; it knows the way."

Kling took off his hat and ran one hand through his blond hair. "Phew," he said, and then he put on his hat and climbed in behind the wheel. "Who are we looking for?"

"Man named Dizzy Ordiz."

"Never heard of him."

"He never heard of you, either," Carella said.

"Yeah," Kling said drily, "well, I'd appreciate it if you introduced us."

"I will," Carella said, and he smiled as Kling set the car in motion.

Mama Luz was standing in the doorway when they pulled up. The kids on the sidewalk wore big grins, expecting a raid. Mama Luz smiled and said, "Hello, Detective Carella, Hot, no?"

"Hot," Carella agreed, wondering why in hell everybody and his brother commented about the weather. It was certainly obvious to anyone but a half-wit that this was a very hot day, that this was a suffocatingly hot day, that this was probably hotter than a day in Manila, or even if you thought Calcutta hotter, this was still a lot hotter heat than that.

Mama Luz was wearing a silk kimono. Mama Luz was a big fat woman with a mass of black hair pulled into a bun at the back of her head. Mama Luz used to be a welf-known prostitute, allegedly one of the best in the city, but now she was a madam and never indulged, except for friends. She was scrupulously clean, and always smelled of lilacs. Her complexion was as white as any complexion can be, more white because it rarely saw the sun. Her features were patrician, her smile was angelic. If you didn't know she ran one of the wildest brothels on the Street, you might have thought she was somebody's mother.

She wasn't.

"You come on a social call?" she asked Carella, winking.

"If I can't have you, Mama Luz," Carella said, "I don't want anybody."

Kling blinked, and then wiped the sweatband of his hat.

"For you,
toro,"
Mama Luz said, winking again, "Mama Luz does anything. For you, Mama Luz is a young girl again."

"You've always been a young girl," Carella said, and he slapped her on the backside, and then said, "Where's Ordiz?"

"With
la roja,"
Mama Luz said. "She has picked his eyes out by now." She shrugged. "These new girls, all they are interested in is money. In the old days . . ." Mama Luz cocked her head wistfully. "In the old days,
toro,
there was sometimes love, do you know? What has happened to love nowadays, eh?"

"It's all locked up in that fat heart of yours," Carella said. "Does Ordiz have a gun?"

"Do I shake down my guests?" Mama Luz said. "I don't think he has a gun, Stevie. You will not shoot up the works, will you? This has been a quiet day."

"No, I will not shoot up the works," Carella said. "Show me where he is."

Mama Luz nodded. As Kling passed her, she looked down at his fly, and then laughed uproariously when he blushed. She followed the two cops in, and then passed them and said, "This way. Upstairs."

The stairs shook beneath her. She turned her head over her shoulder, winked at Carella, and said, "I trust you behind me, Stevie."

"Gracias,"
Carella said.

"Don't look up my dress."

"It's a temptation, I'll admit," Carella said, and behind him he heard Kling choke back a cross between a sob and a gasp.

Mama Luz stopped on the first landing. 'The door at the end of the hall. No blood, Stevie, please. With this one, you do not need blood. He is half-dead already."

"Okay," Carella said. "Get downstairs, Mama Luz."

"And later, when the work is done," Mama Luz said suggestively, and she bumped one fleshy hip against Carella, almost knocking him off his feet She went past Kling, laughing, her laughter trailing up the stairwell.

Carella sighed and looked at Kling. "What're you gonna do, kid," he said, "I'm in love."

"I never understand detectives," Kling said.

They went down the hallway. Kling drew his service revolver when he saw Carella's was already in his hand.

"She said no shooting," he reminded Carella.

"So far, she only runs a whore house," Carella said. "Not the Police Department."

"Sure," Kling said.

Carella rapped on the door with the butt of his .38.

"Quien es?"
a girl's voice asked.

"Police," Carella said. "Open up."

"Momenta,"
the voice said.

"She's getting dressed," Kling advised Carella.

In a few moments, the door opened. The girl standing there was a big redhead. She was not smiling, so Carella did not have the opportunity to examine the gold teeth hi the front of her mouth.

"What you want?" she asked.

"Clear out," Carella said. "We want to talk to the man in there."

"Sure," she said. She threw Carella a look intended to convey an attitude of virginity offended, and then she swiveled past him and slithered down the hallway. Kling watched her. When he turned back to the door, Carella was already in the room.

There was a bed in the room, and a night table, and a metal washbasin. The shade was drawn. The room smelled badly. A man lay on the bed in his trousers. His shoes and socks were off. His chest was bare. His eyes were closed, and his mouth was open. A fly buzzed around his nose.

"Open the window," Carella said to Kling. "Jesus, this place stinks."

The man on the bed stirred. He lifted his head and looked at Carella.

"Who are you?" he said.

"Your name Ordiz?" Carella asked.

"Yeah. You a cop?"

"Yes."

"What did I do wrong now?"

Kling opened the window. From the streets below came the sound of children's voices.

"Where were you Sunday night?"

"What time?"

"Close to midnight."

"I don't remember."

"You better, Ordiz. You better start remembering damn fast. You shoot up just now?"

"I don't know what you mean."

"You're an H-man, Ordiz, and we know it, and we know you copped three decks a little while back. Are you stoned now, or can you read me?"

"I hear you," Ordiz said.

He passed a hand over his eyes. He owned a thin face with a hatchet nose and thick, rubbery lips. He needed a shave badly.

"Okay, talk."

"Friday night, you said?"

"I said Sunday."

"Sunday. Oh yeah. I was at a poker game."

"Where?"

"South 4th. What's the matter, you don't believe me?"

"You got witnesses?"

"Five guys in the game. You can check with any one of them."

"Give me their names."

"Sure. Louie DeScala, and his brother, John. Kid named Pete Diaz. Another kid they call Pepe. I don't know his last name."

"That's four," Carella said.

"I was the fifth."

"Where do these guys live?"

Ordiz reeled off a string of addresses.

"Okay, what about Monday night?"