Authors: David L. Ulin
Ear to the Ground (11 page)
LOUIS NAVARO HAD AN APPOINTMENT WITH THE TICKER doctor in Torrance at one, so he decided to pay a surprise morning visit to the home of his handyman, with the intention of finding out if the guy was truly a lousy worker or just in the habit of drinking early. Navaro could forgive the man his mediocrity, could forgive even his
own
mediocrity, but a drunk was a drunk was a drunk.
The handyman lived on Las Palmas Avenue, north of Hollywood Boulevardâin the land of malt liquor and crack smoke, of struggling guitar players and cold beans eaten from from cans. Navaro had planned only to drop in, say hello to the guy and check him out, then hop right on the 101 and pick up the 405 down to Torrance. At ten o'clock, though, the handyman didn't answer his door, so Navaro decided he'd walk around the neighborhood to see how it had changed.
He didn't get far. Hollywood Boulevard was closed to pedestrian and vehicular traffic from Highland to Fairfax. Proprietors of seedy establishments stood on sidewalks, arms folded, incensed; the tourists had no way to get to those T-shirts and fuzzy dice and postcard racks. At a street corner, as Navaro hit the change-light-please button, a policeman stopped him with his arm.
“Closed off. Sorry.” In his other hand the cop held a Mag-Lite like a billy club.
“What's going on?”
“Making a movie.” The cop sounded like he was directing it. “Warners. Earthquake picture. Big one.”
Navaro sighed, then noticed a guy behind the barrierâa familiar face. The guy wore a black linen suit and spoke on a cellular phone. Navaro squinted, and it came to him.
“Hey! Ian!”
“OK, fella!” The cop held out his flashlight.
“I know that guy,” Navaro told him.
“Yeah, an' Bridge Bridges is my brother.”
“Hey!” Navaro called again.
Ian looked at him, blinked, and scurried into a trailer.
“Kid used to live in my building.” Navaro turned and walked away. “I hope he chokes on his vomit.”
Navaro didn't remember getting onto the 101, nor could he recall the fifteen-minute drive north to the 405 interchange. He'd made the trip before, and there was no mystery in it. Besides, he'd been rebuffed by this kid, Ian, and in his current state of mind that didn't help things. He'd misjudged the little sonuvabitch. He should have been nicer, but how the hell could he have known? “The kid scratches his belly all day and ends up a millionaire,” he said aloud. Then he cut off a Toyota Corolla.
Navaro's reverie was interrupted when he reached the 405 and found it closed. He was irked further to see other drivers continuing north on the 101, forewarned by huge flashing arrows and detour markers to use an alternate route. Lost in thought, Navaro alone had not seen the signs.
He stopped his car, got out, and walked to a barrier where several dozen onlookers had assembled. From their conversation, he discerned that a movie was being shot, a truck was about to be blown up, and Bridge Bridges was on his way.
Suddenly, as the crowd watched, a helicopter began its descent. Wind from its propellers ripped through everyone's hair, and some people covered their faces with their arms. The
helicopter landed, and even Navaro joined in the applause when Bridge Bridges emerged. Behind the actor were Henny Rarlin and, still talking on his cellular phone, Ian Marcus. Navaro rubbed his eyes.
Just an hour ago, moments before he'd seen Navaro on Hollywood Boulevard, Ian had been approached by an officious looking man in a Dragnet suit who'd handed him a summons. When he saw the words “Theft of Intellectual Property,” Ian understood that Jon Kravitz, his erstwhile friend and collaborator, was suing him. Reading further, he found that unless he properly compensated this Jon Kravitz,
Ear to the Ground
could be enjoined. Bob Semel had called him immediately, and so had Michael Lipmanâfrom his new corner office at ICM. Nothing yet from Ethan. Dr. Ehrich Weiss had come to his trailer wondering if he wanted to talk. Even Grace had been almost sweet to him. His lawyer was on his way to the set. Things were bad, and Ian was scared. There would be depositions taken. Depositions!
His father would fly out. Or he would go home and lie in bed for a week. Maybe Grace would take him back. Maybe she'd be surprised by the change in him. Through such a humbling experience, he'd learn integrity, and that's not such a bad thing.
Henny Rarlin grabbed Ian's arm. “We need a line for when the truck is going down and they're about to die.”
“But I thought ⦔
“Yeah, but now we need a
line
.”
Ian thought a moment.
“What do you think about âfuck?'”
“Fuck? Why âfuck?'”
“Homage to
Butch Cassidy.
Ironic because we one-up them language-wise, and then switch the result. Cassidy and Sundance live. These guys don't.”
Henny Rarlin walked away from him. “Fuck
you
,” he said. “I'll do it myself.”
CHARLIE RICHTER WAS RUNNING OUT OF TIME. WITH THE earthquake only five weeks away, he began dreaming of crumbling cityscapes, of concrete walls and freeway overpasses reduced to dust. He sat rigidly at his desk, working for hours without moving. And around his shoulders, near the top of his spine, he developed a terrible knot.
Twice last week, he had tried to explain the concept of retroshocks to Caruthers, but both times he'd been dismissed by the man's jokes. “What are you blowing up next?” his boss asked him. “Anything
good
?”
Caruthers's reaction galled him because the retroshock idea was simple: Aim one force directly at another force of equal size and the two forces will be neutralized. What wasn't so simple was the question of magnitude, 8.9. About five thousand times the size of the Oklahoma City blast.
It wasn't long, however, before Charlie had a realization that was startling in its completeness, overwhelming in its immediate practical value. Like most great discoveries, it didn't come about by calculation, but rather by calculation's opposite.
Charlie was meditating, lying on his back with his knees slightly raised. He closed his eyes, and what he found behind his lids was not darkness at all, but an entirely different kind of light. When he stretched out his arms, he had the sensation of leaving his body and looking down from above. He was seized by an image, remembered from a snapshot, of his
mother holding him as a baby, and unconsciously he curled into the fetal position. He felt confined, and a great pressure built up in his ears. Then the pressure ceased, and Charlie felt suddenly pureâpure, and clean, and newly born.
He got up and went to his desk, thinking about
birth.
Birth. Birth. Birth. Slowly, he began to smile.
Earthquakes worked in three stages, Charlie thought: beginning, middle, and end. It is the
end
we feel, the end that is tragic and destructive. In the end, the earth movesâafter the offending energy, having been propelled across the planet, gathering steam under the surface, settles finally on its place of impact: the epicenter. At the beginning, however, there is a mere spark, whose damage comes only from what it can incite.
All along, Charlie had understood the way one temblor presaged another, fields of energy rippling back and forth across the Pacific plate like dominoes in a chain. He had used this information to predict the coming San Andreas quake, and to locate and project the epicenter at position D-55. Now the expression “Nip it in the bud” suggested itself to him.
He returned to his work table and began to manipulate data: magnitudes, longitudes and latitudes, dates and times and distance and miles. Via modem, he imported more data from the CES network, to pinpoint the exact time and place tectonic energy would begin to roll eastward toward Los Angeles. He looked at release histories and at projected points of origin from the San Francisco earthquake of 1906. Ditto Tokyo, 1923; Long Beach, 1933; and Anchorage, 1964. He pulled figures from Loma Prieta, Northridge, and Kobe, and soon he was swimming in his familiar sea of numbers. As the sun started to rise over the Los Angeles basin, he found a point near the island of Lui, an uninhabited member of the Hawaiian chain.
Charlie heard the slap of the
Los Angeles Times
against his front door. Outside, morning dew had become mist, and
birds chirped more sweetly than usual. There was something lovely in their singing, some quality of hope Charlie had never before noticed. For the first time in a long time, he could see past December 29.
Charlie reached into his box to retrieve yesterday's mail. Among the bills and direct mail solicitations, he found a padded envelope embossed with the White House seal. Curiously, he tore it open and pulled out three Grateful Dead concert tapes and a short, handwritten note on presidential stationery.
Back inside, Charlie unfolded the newspaper and realized it was Thanksgiving. He slipped one of the Dead bootlegs into his tape deck, then pulled a chair in front of the television. After finding the Macy's parade, he turned the sound off. It had been a long time since he'd watched all those huge helium balloons float down Central Park West, but this morning his heart soared at the sight of them, drifting toward him above the latticework of Jerry Garcia's guitar.
He turned up the volume on the stereo and scrunched down into his seat. “Thank you,” he said to no one in particular, eyes fixed on the screen.
ON THURSDAY MORNING, THREE FIRST-UNIT FILM CREWS and six second units were splayed throughout the streets and establishments of greater Los Angeles. Principal photography on
Ear to the Ground,
more grueling than Ugandan boot camp, would end Monday at midnightâif all went well.
The day's excitement began with a sceneâa
shot
reallyâwhere the camera was simply meant to record Bridge Bridges looking out the second-floor window of a crumbling apartment building in Northridge. Why it took so long to set up was anyone's guess. In the finished film, the image would precede the “WHAT-HE-SEES” shot, of a child crying in an adjacent window, which had been filmed two weeks earlier.
Bridge, deep in character and annoyed at having to stand around so long, had the impulse, on the second take, to bound from his window onto the trunk of a coconut palm he'd been watching sway gently for nearly an hour. He sprained his ankle.
At the same time, at the “B-Set” in the San Bernardino desert, ninety halogen lamps were being prepped to ignite in a flash near what would be the great quake's epicenter. The effect would last half a second onscreen, cost ninety thousand dollars, and hopefully inject a spiritual angle into the latter part of the story.
The wrinkle began at the “C-Set” downtown, at five o'clock, when a vehicle from the sheriff's office pulled up in front of
the unit production manager's trailer. A deputy got out and knocked on the trailer door. He was told by a harried-looking girl that the UPM was currently on-set, and the girl began giving him directions.
“Just get him over here for me.”
Fifteen minutes later, setups had ceased and cameras had stopped rolling in all three locations. Deputies held sway over their operations. No explanation was given.
It had been a shrewd decision on the part of Jon Kravitz and his lawyers to wait before they went after Warner Brothers. Now they could name their price. Ten million dollars had been their first demand, to test the waters in the sea of negotiation.
Consensus had been reached that Ian
had
spoken to Jon about
Ear to the Ground.
Jon's ideas had found their way into the script, and some of his bits had been committed to celluloid.
But Bob Semel and Ethan Carson were in agreement: Warner Brothers had bought from Ian Marcus what they assumed was his to sell. They owed nothing further, they felt, to either party. Michael Lipman, Ian's literary representative, denied everything and refused to relinquish any commissions.
Interested parties had assembled in the Warner's eighth-floor suite at the Four Seasons Hotel. Ian's lawyer was talking to Jon Kravitz's lawyer, or, rather, listening to him; Bob Semel and Ethan were on separate phones. Henny Rarlin showed up briefly with a girl on his arm, not his wife. Grace stopped by, and so did Dr. Ehrich Weiss, who assumed the air of a priest giving last rites.
Ian sat outside on the balcony, thinking about how fucked up life was, and how ridiculous it was to try to understand it. He really wanted a blended margarita more than anything, but worried that it was inappropriate. His feet were up on the railing, and he could feel lines forming around his eyes. How could this be happening?
Again, he did the math. Tax and commissions. The expenditures: first-class airline tickets, hotels, lunches to
impress friends, tips out the wazoo, little things that catch the eye in boutique windows, taxis (just put your hand in the air!), the bottles of French wine he now took to dinner parties, the Mercedes, the fresh-water aquarium, the linen suits and silk shirts and socks that cost twelve dollars a pair, the beautiful bags of Humboldt green, and, of course, the incidentals: “Champagne, waiter!” Or, “Let's go to Vegas!”
Ehrich Weiss poked his head onto the balcony. “How are you?” he asked.
“Bad.”
“Life goes on. It's not the end of the world.”
Ian stared into space.
The doctor waited a moment. “Somebody wants to see you,” he said, and disappeared.
Grace, Ian thought. It would have to be. She had always been attracted to his heartache, and Ian suspected she would be there in his darkest hour. She was dependable, if a bit tight around the lips. She meant well, and he guessed he loved her. Would always love her. Grace.
A moment later, Jon Kravitz came onto the balcony.
“Hey, man,” he said. Ian couldn't look at him, and it took a moment to realize what was going on. Jon continued: “Just wanted to say it's not a personal thing. It's business. And I hope it doesn't put a permanent damper on our friendship.”
“What?”
“It'll probably be a while before we have the kind of trust we once did. Just wanted to say if there's anything I can do ⦔ He nodded, and went inside.
Ian put his head in his hands. Then he got up, opened the door to the suite, and went to inspect the minibar.
