Innocent Murderer (2 page)

Fortunately I don't blush but I went one better with my stammering words — they came out sounding swol
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len and unused. “Oh … Uh … Are you …?” I turned to Martha for help, wishing I was somewhere else.

“Yup, this is your three-headed monster. Terry Spen
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cer, meet Cordi O'Callaghan.” And with a flourish of her hand, Martha ushered her in. God, but she was drop-dead gorgeous, which is about what I felt like doing I was so embarrassed.

“I'm sorry. I didn't mean….” I held out my hand, at a total loss for words. Her blond hair was so shiny you could see your reflection in it and her deep tan looked fantastic on her tiny features, accenting her plump, red, heart-shaped mouth. Thirty-five? Forty-five with a nip and tuck. About my height, five feet six inches. Her handshake was surprisingly weak, my own strong grip evaporated in sympathy and I let go quickly.

“No problem, Ms O'Callaghan.” She emphasized the Ms as though it was a four-letter word. She was watch
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ing me carefully, her eyes still and hard. “At least it's in the open,” she continued as I said nothing. “It's harder when people look at me and I can see them wondering if I really am a murderer.”

Her eyes were fixed on me. The smile on her face made it seem like she was amused, but her gaze felt arro
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gant. I squirmed in discomfort, wishing I could get onto safer ground so that I could feel like I had some control over the situation.

“Would you excuse us a moment, please?” I said and grabbed Martha by the arm, hauling her out into the hall.

“What the hell is going on?” I asked as we moved down the hall together.

“Shhh, Cordi, she can hear you.”

I dropped my voice to a whisper. “What's she doing here?”

Martha rubbed her hands and I watched her face as it surfed through a bunch of different emotions, finally settling on what sure looked like guilt.

“I suggested she swing by here to have a quick talk about logistics and stuff before tonight's lesson so she could confirm with the class if you were coming. She said she'd be in the area anyway and would drop by.”

“Why didn't you tell me?”

“I was going to but we got involved in other stuff.” She looked me in the eye. “I told her there was no way you'd be able to attend the class tonight and that if she wanted to check you out she'd have to come to you. It's kind of urgent you know.”

I knew Martha well enough to know I should have paid attention to that last sentence, but I was too busy thinking about what she said just before to catch the warning signs. “Check me out? What do you mean, check me out?”

“Well, you know, to make sure you aren't a shy recluse unable to string two words together who would bomb out with the students.”

“Martha, are you saying that it's not a sure thing I'd be going, even if I wanted to?”

“Well she can't hire you sight unseen, can she? And you can't accept sight unseen, so I guess this is sort of a mutual job interview.” The guilt was on her face big time.

She hadn't told me because she was afraid I'd have made a point of not being here when Terry came — a valid concern.

There was nothing for it but to go back in, face Terry, and make the most of the situation, but I was surprised to feel a tickle of sudden disappointment that the job wasn't yet mine for the taking. How much did that have to do with wanting to be distracted from thoughts of Patrick? Or maybe I really did want to go and see the Arctic with a bunch of people I'd never met — with a teacher who I wasn't sure I liked.

Terry was standing by the window near Martha's desk and looked up quickly as we re-entered. I glanced at the desk and wondered what she'd been reading. Then I wondered why it mattered.

“You got things straightened out between you?” she asked.

Martha mumbled something and I said nothing.

Terry smiled and I offered her Martha's chair and sat down on the counter so that I had the high ground and was able to see what she was snooping — something on the life cycle of sparrows. I smiled. Terry shook her head and instead leaned against the other counter as Martha triumphantly reclaimed her chair. I thought about get
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ting two more chairs from the office but decided against it. The more uncomfortable we all were the less likely we'd talk forever.

“I understand from Martha,” I said, “that you're looking for someone to give some lectures to your writ
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ing students on an upcoming trip?”

“That's right. You sound perfect as a replacement for this particular cruise.”

Did that mean that for any other cruise I was incom
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petent, or that I was only competent as a replacement, or both?

“Martha tells me your lectures on gruesome murder investigations are packed. Plus you can throw in some general Arctic biology on the side.”

“You realize,” I said stiffly, “that my expertise is not with humans. I offer a course here at the university for entomology students who want to learn how to iden
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tify insects. To make it interesting, for part of the course we use roadkill and pigs, and move the carcasses from one habitat to another. The students have to determine where the animal actually died from the insects on the body, and how many times it was moved, if at all.”

“No problem with that,” she said. “You can give some of the same lectures you give your students. Humans are animals after all; just like the roadkill.” She said it in a way that made my skin crawl, but when I quickly glanced up at her, her blue eyes were smiling back. “I teach Mar
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tha and twenty-three others, but only eight are coming.

The cruise caters to about eighty clients from varying backgrounds, most of them belonging to naturalist clubs of one sort or another. They'd be allowed to listen to your lectures up to a maximum of forty people per session.”

“You mean there are only eighty tourists on board?”

This was not the sort of cruise I had imagined. I had pic
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tured one of those mini floating cities that most luxury liners seem to be these days. This actually sounded work
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able. Some of the classes I teach have a lot more than eighty students in them. Things were beginning to look up. I was actually thinking I could look forward to it — until she got up to leave and my little bubble exploded.

“Thanks for taking this on,” she said, offering me her hand. I couldn't remember saying that I would take it on, but she forestalled my protest saying, “God, I'm glad we found a last minute replacement for Kathy Reichs.”

And then she was gone.

The alarm bells that had tinkled earlier were posi
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tively deafening now. I turned and looked suspiciously at my lab tech. “Last minute?”

“Plane leaves in three days.”

I gaped at Martha. How was I supposed to organize my schedule in such a short time? And why hadn't Mar
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tha warned me she was going on holiday?

“You didn't tell me you were …”

“I did, Cordi, when I told you I was getting Leah as a replacement.”

The penny dropped. I'd been distracted by my research at the time and hadn't really been listening to her. I had thought it was some holiday in the distant future. But I remembered now.

“And Kathy Reichs?”

“She's no match for you.”

Yeah right, I thought.

Chapter Two

O
ur flight left three days later from the Ottawa air
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port. In that time I had managed to get the graduate student who helped me with the comparative anatomy course to stand in for me while I was gone. Martha, at least, had already lined up a lab technician to take her place and look after my animals. It was fortunate that none of my experiments needed me at the moment and Martha's replacement knew the ropes — she'd helped me out before so I trusted her.

To make the early morning flight I'd had to get up as the sun was rising with the mist to drive in from my place in the country. I'd also tried to get hold of Patrick a dozen times but he wasn't picking up and the hotel phone was no better, so I had to leave a message that I'd see him in a week. Definitely not very satisfying, espe
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cially in an age when we're all supposed to be reachable in multiple ways.

The airport was deserted except for a knot of people down near First Air. I spotted Martha right away. She was wearing a lime green jogging suit and scarlet shirt. She was bending over a huge stack of luggage, rifling through it in a barely controlled panic while a very famil
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iar figure stood beside her, patiently holding her enor
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mous oversized purse.

“Duncan! What are you doing here?” I called out.

I may be nearsighted but there is no mistaking Dun
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can. Even without his imposing stature he's impossible to miss because you can't miss his face, and you can't miss his face because you can't miss the nose on it. It overpowers everything else, even his clear blue eyes and soft smile. Duncan is a pathologist who lives a couple of hours northwest of Ottawa. He works at the university in Dumoine and is the local coroner. We'd met the summer before when I'd stumbled across a body in the wilderness.

“Cordi! Cordi! Lovely to see you. How are you my dear?” He engulfed me in a massive bear hug. The tweed of his heavy jacket tickled my nose and mouth, and I could smell the mothballs that it had been stored in.

“Are you coming to Iqaluit?” I shouted into his chest, my words muffled and deadened by his tweed.

He suddenly eased up on his bear hug and held me at arm's length, “What did you say, Cordi? God, you look good.”

“What are you doing here?”

Duncan glanced down at Martha, who was still wildly rummaging through her luggage, and said, “Didn't Martha tell you? I'm a member of the writing group, so I guess that means I'm coming along too.”

“You?” I asked incredulous. “When did you take up writing?”

“When Martha did,” he said and winked as he looked down at Martha and his smile broadened into a grin that almost eclipsed his nose. Almost. I wondered how many of his writing mates were using that incredible nose in their stories. What a gift! Duncan certainly saw it that way. It had taught him how to be blunt and open about things. What else could he do, with a nose like that?

Martha finally emerged from her bag, trium
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phant over her recovery of something. “Got it!” She waved her airline ticket at me. For a moment her own anxiety infected me and I found myself reaching for my bag to reassure myself that I had all my travel documents, even though I knew I did.

“He's good, you know,” said Martha as she began repacking her boots and winter coat, which had spro
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inged all over the airport floor.

“Who's good?” I asked.

“Duncan. He's a good writer.”

I looked at Duncan in frank astonishment. I'd read some of his coroner reports and even without the hor
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rific handwriting his prose had been lean and mean, no flowers, no padding, just the facts and nothing more. He raised his eyebrows at me and shrugged.

Martha caught sight of him and gave him a friendly swipe of her hand. “He just doesn't know he's good.

But he's done a nice little mystery piece on street kids and squeegees.”

“Enough already, Martha,” said Duncan. “You're giving away my trade secrets. Now, where's the lineup for the baggage check in?” he asked, even though he was looking right at it.

“Back over there,” said Martha. “Oooo look, there's Tracey and George. And there's Elizabeth.” Martha took off like a battleship with Duncan in tow.

I hung back, not quite wanting to immerse myself in these people's lives yet. For now I just wanted to observe. I guess I was afraid of being beside someone from the writing group who would talk my ear off for the entire flight. At least on the boat I could escape. I checked my luggage and then walked back down the hall to the donut shop where I bought a donut and O.J. Then I browsed for a book in the airport bookstore before making my way to the gate.

On the plane I had managed to get a window seat, affording me some degree of privacy and comfort, as long as I didn't have to use the washroom. But the seat in front of me was full, so I would have a meal tray in my teeth. I watched with interest as Terry Spencer struggled down the aisle, carrying a very large carry-on and a brief
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case. When she got to my row she stopped, consulted her ticket, and then glanced at me. I nodded but she looked away and started trying to manhandle her carry-on bag into the overhead bin. A man in the next row finally got up and helped her.

As she dumped the briefcase in the aisle seat she said to no one in particular, but everyone who was listening, “Why do airplanes always come with such tiny luggage compartments?”

I refrained from saying it was probably because they figured most people would not take all of their worldly possessions on board. She clicked open the catches on the briefcase and hauled out a huge sheaf of papers, dumping them on the middle seat. As she did so a small object in the shape of an elephant flew onto the floor at her feet. I reached to retrieve it for her, but before I could she snatched it up and shoved it in her briefcase without even looking at me. I caught the eye of a dark haired woman across the aisle, who looked at me and hastily glanced away. Her face was so pale I wondered why she didn't help it along with some makeup. Terry refastened her case, hoisted it above her head, and plopped down into her aisle seat, swooping up the papers as she went.

“Glad you could make it” she said, without looking up from her papers or sounding genuine.

I thought that was a little rude but maybe she was still planning her course and was nervous about not being ready — I know I felt that way. I went back to scrawling out some possible notes for my lectures, until a voice cut through my concentration.