Jasper Fforde_Thursday Next_05 (45 page)

“It’s Thursday,” I panted, running to get clear of the airship before it hit the ground, “and I think we’ve got a situation….”

My Thanks to:
My very dear Lipali
Mari Roberts
, for countless hours of research, assistance and for looking after her writer and partner in the throes of creation. I hope that in the fullness of time I might do the same for her.
Molly Stern
and
Carolyn Mays
, the finest editors in the galaxy, to whom I am always grateful for support and guidance. And by extension, to the hordes of unsung heroes and heroines at Hodder and Penguin who diligently support and promote me and my work. My grateful thanks goes to
Kathy Reichs
for allowing Dr. Temperance Brennan to make a guest appearance in this book.
Jordan Fforde
, my own teenage son, who is a fine, upstanding young man and displays nothing like the worst excesses of Friday’s idleness, and who served only vaguely as any sort of reference material.
Bill Mudron
and
Dylan Meconis
of Portland, Oregon, for their outstanding artwork completed in record time and with an understanding of the author’s brief that left me breathless. Further examples of their work and contact details for commissions can be found at www.thequirkybird.com (Dylan) and www.excelsiorstudios.net (Bill). Professor
John Sutherland
for his Puzzles in Fiction series of books, which continue to fascinate and inspire.
The Paragon
tearooms exist in the same or greater splendor in which they are referred to in the pages of this novel. They can be found on the main street of Katoomba, in the Blue Mountain region of New South Wales, Australia, and no visit to the area would be complete without your attendance. Who knows—you may even see a giant hedgehog and a tyrannical leader of the known universe sharing a booth and discussing Irritable Vowel Syndrome in hushed tones.

This novel was written in BOOK V8.3 and was sequenced using a Mark XXIV

ImaginoTransferenceRecording Device. Harley Farley was the imaginator. Generics supplied and
trained by St. Tabularasa’s. Holes were filled by apprentices at the HoleSmiths’ Guild, and
echolocation and postcreative grammatization was undertaken by Outland contractors at Hodder
and Penguin.

The “Galactic Cleansing” policy carried out by Emperor Zhark is a personal vision of the
emperor’s, and its inclusion in this work does not constitute tacit approval by the author or the
publisher for any such projects, howsoever conducted.

Thursday Next will return in:

The War of the Words

or

Last Among Prequels

or

Apocalypse Next

or

Dark Reading Matter

or

Paragraph Lost

or

Herrings Red

or

The Palimpsest of Dr. Caligari

or

The Legion of the Danvers

or

Some Other Title Entirely