Authors: Andy Griffiths
Just Crazy (27 page)
JUST DISGUSTING!
By Andy Griffiths
Illustrated by Terry Denton
Is this the right book for you?
Take the DISGUSTING TEST and find out.
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| YES | NO | |
 | | Do you ever pick your nose? |
| | Do you ever pick other people's noses? |
| | Do you ever find unidentified brown blobs in your bath? |
| | Do you think being able to burp the alphabet is an important life skill? |
| | Do you like stories about disgusting things like dead flies, giant slugs, maggots and brussel sprouts? |
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| SCORE: One point for each âyes' answer. | |
| 3-5 | You are completely and utterly disgusting. |
| You will love this book. | |
| 1-2 | You are fairly disgusting. |
| You will love this book. | |
| 0 | You are either a liar or an adult (or both). |
| You will love this book. |
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