Let's Play Make-Believe (5 page)

I thought the salesman
was going to kiss Marty when we dropped off the Bentley. He darted out of the showroom and met us in the parking lot.

The salesman blurted out, “I thought you'd—”

Marty was back in character as the annoyed rich guy and said in a sharp tone, “What? You thought we'd what?”

The salesman stammered and said, “F-forgotten us. You just surprised me by keeping the car a little extra. You must have really loved it.” He was standing in front of us, almost hopping in place with excitement, like a kid about to open a Christmas present. “What do you think? Will you pull the trigger on it? I can have everything ready for you to sign in just a few minutes.”

He was following along in the parking lot as Marty walked toward the back where his car was parked. The salesman didn't even seem to realize he was being led away from his office.

Marty waited until we were right next to his car so we could enjoy the look on the salesman's face when he opened the door of his beat-up BMW. The salesman's expression said it all.

As Marty and I slipped into the car, Marty said, “Think I'll stay with my Beemer for now.”

We giggled about it all the way back to Palm Beach.

The night ahead of us ended up being one of the best endings to one of the best weekends of my life. I tried another one of Marty's crazy little pills, and this time we didn't wait for Allie to show up. I called her. And she brought a friend. A tall, very young, and really hot Czech bartender from Café Boulud, the restaurant right in the hotel. He had blond hair and blue eyes, and he eagerly accepted one of Marty's homemade Ecstasy tabs. I couldn't even pronounce his name, which didn't sound like it had any vowels in it, and his accent was thicker than Allie's. But he wasn't here to talk.

Before I knew it, we had our own disco going, with my speakers blaring out dance songs from the eighties on Pandora. We left the music on as each couple started to get more intimate and clothes started to fly onto the floor.

The young bartender looked like he belonged in a Tommy Hilfiger ad, with his flat stomach and ripple of muscles that popped perfectly against his tightie-whities.

Suddenly, I heard a knock on the door. It wasn't like when Allie would tap and then rap a little harder. This was an immediate pounding.

Allie scooted from the couch and said, “I'll get fired if I'm caught in here.”

“Me too,” added the bartender.

I shut off the music and called out, “Who is it?” Trying to keep my best homemaker's voice.

From outside the door I heard, “Palm Beach Police, Mrs. Moore.”

That had an effect on Marty, who sprang up and started toward the bedroom. I said, “You need to stay out here with me this time. These two have to go into the bedroom. They can't be caught in here or they'll lose their jobs.”

Marty said, “Leave it to me. They won't get their names.” He scrambled to get dressed as I slipped my blouse back on and pulled up a pair of shorts. I opened the door a crack, like I was worried about who was there. It was the same two cops who had crashed our first party. That must have been how they'd known my name.

I opened the door and waved them inside.

Only one of the cops spoke, just like last time. He was tall and handsome, with blond hair and great arms. They strained the sleeves of his polyester uniform.

He glanced around the room and noticed the other clothes, and even I could see the shadows of Allie and the bartender under the door of the bedroom. They weren't particularly discreet.

The cop said, “Looks like you're having quite a party.”

Marty smiled and said, “Wanna join in?”

Neither of the cops thought that was very funny, and they got it across with a long, surly look at Marty. That made Marty clear his throat and say, “Just kidding, you guys.”

The cop pulled a pad from his back pocket and said, “I'm sorry, Mrs. Moore, but we had another complaint about the noise. I just need to write a quick report about it. If you promise to keep it down, we'll let this one slide too.”

“I promise.” I was in no mood to deal with the police.

The cop looked at Marty and said, “And your name, sir?”

Marty hesitated. “Why do you need my name?”

“Why don't you want to give me your name?”

“Why
should
I give you my name?”

“Because we were called here on a complaint of noise and you appear to have been contributing to that noise. I think we've been very polite and pleasant during this encounter, but that is going to end if you don't give me your name. Now.”

I immediately understood that Marty was distracting the cops from Allie and the bartender, but I also saw how serious the cop was, so I was surprised that Marty stood his ground. He really didn't want to give the cop his name. The whole encounter was kind of thrilling, at least through my drug-enhanced view of it. I just hoped Marty's ploy worked and the cops didn't go to the bedroom and get Allie's and the bartender's names as well.

Finally Marty said, “My name is Martin Hawking.” He didn't give the cop any more trouble as he provided his date of birth and address.

On the way out, the cop said, “You guys need to keep it down. Palm Beach goes to bed early and it doesn't like scandals.”

Allie peeked out of the bedroom as soon as she heard the door shut, and Marty excused himself to go to the bathroom.

Allie said, “I could hear everything through the door. Your boyfriend just saved our jobs. He's fantastic.”

I looked at her and said, “Yes, yes, he is.”

The next morning I
woke up with Marty's arm draped across me. For a few seconds I panicked, wondering if Allie and the bartender were still in the apartment. I had never experienced that kind of fear in the morning and vowed right then never to take another one of Marty's crazy pills. I'm not saying I regretted it. Everyone needs to get wild once in a while, but things had gone a little too far last night. I wasn't completely clear on what had happened after the cops left.

We knew to keep it quiet, but there was still more drinking, and the bartender had some really potent pot. The night got wilder, and now I vaguely recalled Allie and the bartender slipping out sometime in the early-morning hours.

Marty stirred and I turned in bed, giving him a kiss to wake him up. That put the smile that I wanted to see on his face.

Without prompting, he said, “Maybe we don't need any pharmaceutical help to have fun anymore. I'm not sure I'll ever say the sentence ‘It's not really a party until the cops show up' again.”

That made me laugh as I rolled onto my back and looked up at the ceiling. It wasn't just the small square footage of the apartment that was such a change from my previous residence; it was the overall feel of everything, from the low ceilings to the tiny bathroom. It immediately got me thinking about my house on South Ocean and the jackass who'd thrown me out of it.

Marty said, “What would you like to do today?”

An idea popped into my head and I just said it out loud: “I have a key to my old house, and I'd like to pay a visit if Brennan isn't there.”

“You want to burglarize your old house?”

“Technically, I think we would just be trespassing.”

“No, I'm pretty sure you're talking felony.”

“Anyway…” I turned to look Marty in the eye and said, “Are you game?”

He shrugged his bare shoulders and said, “Why not? The Palm Beach cops already love me.”

That was all there was to it. After a little breakfast, our usual walk on the beach ended up at the beach bungalow across the street from the house. It didn't take long for us, sitting on the beach together, to see Brennan pull out in the Jaguar. He headed south, which meant he was crossing the Southern Boulevard Bridge, and I knew he'd be gone for at least an hour. It isn't worth leaving the island unless you're going to be gone for more than an hour. That was plenty of time.

We had to jump the gate at the beach and cross the street quickly, but then we just walked up the driveway, and I led Marty past the front door and through an unlocked gate into the backyard. The key I had was to the pool house, and as we walked through it, I realized that it was almost twice the size of my current apartment.

We paused for a minute before we stepped through the door that led to one of the rear patio rooms. I listened and didn't hear anyone. Generally, Brennan kept a very small staff, just a housekeeper and a guy who supervised the lawn and pool care. He wasn't here every day.

I also knew that Brennan activated the alarm system only when the house was going to be empty for a few days or more, when he was traveling. It was his typical arrogant attitude that nothing could ever happen to him. That was the attitude I was counting on.

I opened the door
and we stepped into the cool patio room that looked out on the pool. Part of the roof was made of glass panels that let the sun in. It was a transition from the main house to the outside and had been a sanctuary for me. Slowly, I led Marty into the main part of the house.

Marty, of course, was drawn to the architecture of the interior. His face was turned up like he was a tourist in New York City. He said, “This is an unbelievable house. Some of the crown work and the fireplace have to be a hundred years old. Done by true craftsmen, too.”

I said, “I picked out most of the furniture and the art.” As I was standing next to a landscape painted by an up-and-coming Miami artist, I decided to make myself comfortable and slipped over to the wet bar in the corner of the room. I made us a couple of Grey Goose vodkas on the rocks with a splash of cranberry, and we took them back into the patio room, which had loungers and a great view of the pool and yard.

I wanted to prove I wasn't scared, so I stretched out on a lounger and sipped my drink. Marty followed my lead. The house was so well made, it was difficult to hear anything outside, and I realized that if I was wrong about my calculations, Brennan could show up unannounced at any moment. I wondered what the confrontation would be like. Would it hurt him to see me here with a guy like Marty? Would Marty really try to punch him in the face? These were valid questions, but I was determined not to show any fear.

Brennan had a temper, and I knew there were a few guns in the house. He had bought us a matched set of Walther PPKs one Christmas. He'd made it sound like they were for me, but he really wanted one and pretended I'd appreciate an identical gun for myself. The thought of the guns made me worry about a violent confrontation. Suddenly I started listening for every creak of the house or other sound. We had to be alone.

To fight my fear, I stood up and let Marty look at me for a moment. Before he could ask what I was doing, I slipped out of my shorts and T-shirt and kicked off my flip-flops. Standing there naked, I was waiting for him to tell me I was crazy, but he did the same thing with his bathing suit and tank top.

So there we were, naked, casually sipping drinks inside my former home like we didn't have a care in the world. I tried to imagine what a life like that would be like. A life with Marty instead of the one I'd had with Brennan. It was a nice fantasy.

My doing something like this was all inspired by Marty and his love of dangerous games. This was so outside my comfort zone that Brennan might believe he was seeing things if he walked in right now. I almost wanted to show off the body I'd worked so hard on since he'd given me my walking papers.

I wondered what I might say to the cops if they showed up unexpectedly. Someone might've seen us slipping in from the driveway, or maybe there was a new silent alarm I wasn't aware of. Suddenly, I started thinking of the downside of this adventure that had initially been so exciting. I resisted the urge to jump up and flee. My heart was starting to race, but I kept a pleasant smile on my face as I looked over at Marty, who was examining the room in detail from his comfortable lounger.

Then I heard the mechanical click of a key drift through the house.

Someone was opening the front door.

I froze every muscle,
naked on the lounger, for just a moment, making sure I hadn't imagined the sound of the key in the dead bolt of the front door. Then I heard the door and I saw the look of panic on Marty's face. What had I done? His games were fun and involved Disney World, and my games were creepy and could lead to jail time.

We both sprang off the loungers and tried to slip into our clothes as quietly as possible. I could hear someone inside the house, and I didn't see how this could turn out short of a disaster.

Marty was dressed faster than me and stood, pulling his shirt tight like he was about to have his photograph taken.

I could hear the footsteps on the marble floor. A steady
click-clack
that could be from hard-soled loafers, the stupid cowboy boots that Brennan occasionally wore, or maybe a policeman's shoes.

We were screwed.

I heard the footsteps more clearly.

Click-clack.

Just as I was about to make a last-ditch effort to lead Marty through the pool house and out into the backyard, where we could be seen through just about every window on the first floor, the French doors to the patio room opened.

We were caught. There was nothing to do but act casual, so I just stood there with the vodka and cranberry in my right hand. I willed myself to turn slowly and then saw the figure in the doorway.

It was not Brennan. The wide waist and short body with flowing dark hair immediately told me it was Alena, Brennan's housekeeper for the past ten years. She'd been here before me and would be here long after me. Most important, she had no beef with me. I'd always treated her well and, frankly, considered having her as a housekeeper as opposed to a younger, shapelier woman a major plus. It was one less thing to tempt Brennan.

Alena gasped when she saw us; then she recognized me. She wore a simple white polyester uniform that stretched tight around her hips and bosom. She held her hands to her cheeks, then rushed toward me with her arms out to envelop me in a massive hug.

“Miss Christy, I have missed you so much. Are you well?” She stepped back and a tear ran down her cheek. “Look at you. You look wonderful. Maybe you could eat a little more, but you are still so beautiful.”

That made me shed a tear as I stepped forward and gave Alena my own hug. I'd forgotten how sweet this woman from Guatemala could be. I also knew that not having her phenomenal pastries around was probably one of the reasons I had lost weight quickly after I moved out.

I said, “How are you, Alena?”

She shrugged, and I knew what she meant. She worked for a jerk, but what are you going to do?

I introduced Marty quickly, brushing over our exact relationship.

Alena gave me a sly smile and said, “Very handsome, Miss Christy.”

“He's an architect, so I wanted to show him the place. Do you know when Brennan will be back?”

“Not for a long time. He had to go with his father to Miami on business. I was just using the day to run errands.”

Now it could get tricky. I hesitated, then finally said, “Alena, do you think you could keep my little visit a secret?”

“I would do anything you asked after the way Mr. Brennan treated you. Besides, now that you're not around, he doesn't even pretend to treat me with any respect. If I didn't need the job so badly, I would walk away and never come back.”

I gave Alena another hug before she headed out on her next errand. Now Marty and I had some time to look around.