Lost Dogs and Lonely Hearts (54 page)

Violet isn’t naughty, but her amazing nose does get her into trouble – she once sniffed out a bag of sausages I’d left in my handbag, removed it very delicately, and was in the process of carrying the bag back to her basket to enjoy the contents in comfort when I caught her, red-pawed. Every shopping bag is a tempting carnival of smells to her. She also loves rolling in anything disgusting  – not very ladylike – and reverts to her ancient tracking instincts if she smells a hare. That’s when I learned how fast Bassets can move when they want to!

There’s been a lot of bad press about pedigree dogs. Why did you decide to get a pedigree rather than a crossbreed?

My husband grew up with a Basset hound, and for him, no other breed was ever going to do. I’d never had a dog before, so I leaned more towards giving any rescue dog a second chance, and Violet was a perfect compromise. I certainly don’t think a dog needs a pedigree to be a fantastic, loving companion, but if you’re looking for specific characteristics (poodles don’t shed, so are good for allergy sufferers, for example), then a pedigree with known family history will give you a good idea of what to expect. Recent press coverage of pedigree breeding has highlighted some dubious practices in some quarters, but the breeders I’ve met are passionate about their dogs, health check them regularly, breed very carefully and are horrified by anyone who doesn’t put health and fitness first. All dogs have potential problems – pedigrees can have hereditary issues, whereas you don’t always know what genetic problems a crossbreed has until they pop up. But chances are the dog will pick you anyway, and take the matter out of your hands!

If one of your readers was thinking of getting a dog, how would you suggest they went about looking for one, and preparing for its arrival?

Think very hard about how much space you have at home, how much time you have for walks, and how much mess you’re happy to put up with – those are all far more important considerations than how cute the dog is. Visit some rescue shelters or local breeders for guidance. If you’ve fallen for a particular breed, contact the breed rescue who can put you in touch with adult dogs looking for new homes; never buy a puppy from a pet shop, or from a small ad, unless you can visit the house to check it out. Then buy a vacuum cleaner with a dog hair attachment and prepare to use it.

You must have come across some sad stories when researching this novel . . .

Too many – I can’t urge people enough to support their local rescue, who have to deal with some terrible cases of animal neglect. I won’t go into the stomach-turning conditions that puppy-farm bitches live in, but put it like this: centres that rescue them advise that they’re rehomed with a ‘normal’ dog, just to teach them how to live inside, and not be terrified of a human voice. More generally depressing is the casual way in which owners discard healthy, loving animals, just because they can’t be bothered any more, or neglect them by over-feeding and not walking them enough – that’s animal cruelty too.

Some people don’t have the time and/or space for a dog. But several characters in LOST DOGS AND LONELY HEARTS, like Freda and Ted, enjoy volunteer walking. Is this possible in real life?

Absolutely – rescues always need volunteers to get their dogs out in the fresh air. It’s good for the dogs’ mental and physical well-being, and with most local rescues run on a tight budget, time is as valuable a donation as money. It’s a great solution for full-time workers who’d love a dog but can’t fit it into their lives, and what better way to get some exercise at the weekend?

How did having Violet change your life?

We had to trade our Golf GTi for an estate car, so her crate would fit in the back. That was the only painful part! She’s fitted into our lives more easily than I’d expected, and she actually organises me: she gets me up on time instead of letting me hit the snooze button, she makes sure I exercise in all weathers, and she saves me putting on the heating in autumn. One Basset on the lap is all the warmth anyone needs. We also now have a live-in excuse for odd smells, and my mother-in-law’s collie, Morris, has a bossy new friend.

What lessons have you learnt, as a dog owner?

I’ve become much more patient – rather like Natalie in the book, I’ve realised that there are some dogs who don’t want to learn new tricks, and you just have to live with it! I’ve also stopped being so flaky because Violet has a routine that I need to stick to, since she can’t help herself to supper or pop out for a walk. I think it’s great preparation for parenthood too – stinky nappies, early mornings and the “naughty step” hold no fear for me now.

And finally, do you think of plots for your novels when you are out walking Violet?

Whenever I get writer’s block, I take Violet out for a walk and I nearly always come back with at least one new idea. I don’t know whether it’s the fresh air, or the blood pumping to my brain, or just seeing things more slowly when you’re pottering along with a dog, but walking is great for untangling problems. I’m always trying to devise fresh routes for Violet’s nose, and that turns up some surprising old houses or ancient footpaths, which are great for the imagination. I must confess to Rachel’s habit of rehearsing important conversations too – but only when we’re up on the Malvern Ridge and no one can hear me! (I hope.)

QUIZ: Who would Dot match you up with?

1. Your ideal exercise routine is . . .

a. A hot and sweaty workout, followed by a nap

b. A game of football with your mates

c. A long hike through the countryside

d. A yoga session

2. Housework is . . .

a.    Something you only do when your mum’s coming round

b. A weekly tidy-up everyone has to join in with

c. A long-running battle – but a messy house is a happy house!

d.  

Something you secretly enjoy, even if everyone thinks your colour-coded dusters are weird

3. Your dog-training ambitions stretch to . . .

a. Getting the dog off the sofa on command

b. Good basic manners: come, stay, fetch, down, paw, etc.

c.     Full outdoor skills: retrieving, agility, sniffing out socks

d.  

Impressive indoor party tricks like playing dead and looking sarcastic on command

4. The car parked outside your house is . . .

a. A sporty hatchback

b.     A people carrier

c. A 4x4

d. A convertible

5. Out on the dog walking circuit, you can be spotted by your . . .

a. Classic mackintosh

b. Bright red jacket

c. Green wellies

d. Statement hat

Mostly As

A greyhound

Most people don’t think of greyhounds as pets but retired racers make sensitive homebodies. They’re gentle, biddable and not too hairy. Because they get rid of their energy in bursts, greyhounds are happy with two half-hour trots, followed by some mellow sofa time – so they’re ideal for older owners, or those who can’t spend hours on the other end of a lead. They’re extraordinarily elegant, yet functional – the Porsches of the dog world.

Mostly Bs

A Staffordshire Bull Terrier

If any breed deserves the ‘no bad dogs, just bad owners’ defence, it’s the much-maligned Staffie. Staffies are loyal and loving, but they make up a sizeable proportion of the rescue population, often because of backyard breeders and careless owners who under-estimate their exercise needs. But harness their natural exuberance with calm, firm leadership and lots of walks, and you’ll find Staffies make wonderful family companions.

Mostly Cs

A springer spaniel

If your car’s always muddy from outdoor activities and you don’t mind pawprints everywhere, then let a springer spaniel bounce into your life and lick you into submission. You can’t beat a springer for friendly charm or boundless enthusiasm – he’ll run all day, follow every command, yet still have energy for mischief. The long spaniel coat needs combing to prevent knots but those gorgeous feathery ears and paws are worth the effort.

Mostly Ds

A poodle

Their coats might be fluffy, but their brains certainly aren’t; independent-spirited poodles are quick learners with a secret tough streak – they were originally bred to be water-retrieving gundogs. Even maintenance grooming is a labour of love, but poodles don’t shed, making them great for allergy sufferers, and they come in three different sizes, from the perky little toy to the magnificent standard. If you’re a stylish dog owner looking for a real meeting of minds, a poodle is perfect.

Five good reasons to get a rescue dog

The bond that grows between a rescued animal and the people who give it a second chance for love is really special. Don’t overlook the oldies, either!

They’re house-trained:
Puppies are adorable but housebreaking them is torture for you and your carpets. Older dogs, on the other hand, are usually clean in the house, and barring a few accidents while they settle in, should take little or no reminding of where the facilities are.

What you see is what you get:
Cute puppies turn into unexpectedly huge and demanding dogs within a matter of months – which often leads to them being dumped at a rescue centre. Adopting a fully-grown adult means you can plan for exercise needs, feeding needs, and how he’ll fit into your family life.

Not all rescue dogs are ‘rejects’:
Marriages break down, owners die, circumstances change, and model pets can find themselves looking for new people through no fault of their own. Dogs that are turned in for being ‘too boisterous’ or ‘rough’ are often just in the wrong home; with the right amount of exercise and mental stimulation, they can be transformed into happy companions.

You’re getting a support network:
Rescue shelters don’t want to rehome a dog twice! Not only will they guide you through choosing the right dog for you, they’ll be on hand to offer advice and support afterwards – and with the experience of dealing with so many dogs, there won’t be many questions they can’t answer.

Not all rescue dogs are Heinz 57:
If you’ve got your heart set on a particular kind of dog, it’s simple to track one down, either by searching internet rescue sites, or by contacting the national breed rescue. Responsible breeders will always take back puppies if the owners can no longer look after them, and will make sure they’re going to a good new home, second time round!

If you’re buying a puppy

Puppies don’t make good presents, as Zoe found out. But finding your canine companion the responsible way is just a matter of a few simple rules . . .

Don’t support puppy farming:
Never buy a puppy from a pet shop, from someone who wants to meet you in a car park, from anyone who has more than two or (max) three breeds, or from a small ad that has appeared many times in the same paper. Most likely they’re puppy-farmed, from exploited, exhausted mothers, bred in appalling conditions. It’s heartbreaking to see a sick, scared puppy, but by buying it, you’re giving the puppy farmer money to carry on a disgusting trade. Report it to the council, the RSPCA and the police, and find a puppy from a reliable source.

Contact the breed club:
Doing some research into your chosen breed is essential, and most clubs will point out the pitfalls as well as the joys of owning their particular dog. They’ll often know when litters are planned – don’t expect any around Christmas, as most breeders avoid it, to protect against gift-wrapped pups – and can put you in touch with local owners.

Always ask to see the mother:
Good breeders will be proud to show you their dogs, especially the mum. She should be friendly, healthy, and not aggressive. Ask for the sire’s details but don’t be surprised if he isn’t there on site as well – rather than mate their pets over and over to produce puppies, responsible breeders will often travel miles to find the best sire. The owners should have thoroughly health-tested both parents beforehand, hip-scoring if appropriate, and won’t want the puppies to leave before they’re 8 weeks old.

Watch the litter together:
Don’t go for the bossiest pup or feel sorry for the weakling – watch them and see which one responds best to you. The pup’s eyes and nose should be clear and clean; check the ears are clean too; they should move around well, and be free from diarrhoea. Check that they’ve been wormed, and had their first vaccinations.

Some useful websites

RSPCA:
www.rspca.org.uk

Dogs Trust:
www.dogstrust.org.uk

The Blue Cross:
www.bluecross.org.uk

Dogpages Rescue Sites:
www.dogpages.org.uk

Retired Greyhound Trust:
www.retiredgreyhounds.co.uk

Battersea Dogs and Cats home:
www.battersea.org.uk