Rent Me By The Hour (2 page)

“In his dreams,” I joke. “This cookie is on reserve.”

Carmen arches her brows, and I know she’s imagining what I do behind closed doors. Working in an escort service, women tend to be flirtatious with each other. Carmen’s a little older than me, and if she was ever interested in being a provider, she would make me wealthier with her sexy fit body and enticing charisma. Her husband agreed she could work for the company if she promises never to have any sexual encounters with the clients. I hired her husband to run errands just to ease his mind. I would hate to ruin their marriage.

The women start arriving, and get ready for their reserved sessions. Elite Promotions has an immense reputation with businessmen, lawyers, doctors, engineers, athletes, and even politicians. We are so popular with the gentlemen that all my providers are booked for the next three months so I need to hire more ladies. No one is allowed in our office except by appointments only, and you can’t book an appointment unless you’re a regular client or have a referral from the clientele. Sarah does all of the screenings, Carmen books all the incall appointments, Sarah books the outcalls, Jose runs all our errands, and Denise works part-time. When Carmen or Sarah wants a day off, she steps up. Every single one of my employees must wear a business suit and briefcase when they come in to work. I want us to blend in with the rest of the business men and women who works in this building. I want us to be incognito. When the two new hires show up, Tony brings them to the back office and informs me.

As they’re walking up towards me, I’m at awe. The women even look more beautiful in person. Their pictures do not do them justice. I already know they’re going to make me plenty of money.

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Hello there. Welcome to Elite Promotions. I need you guys to undo the battery from your cellphone and hand them to Tony. He will put them in a safe place, and he will return them once we are done with the hiring process.”

The women are apprehensive at first, but since I won’t explain how my system works until they give their phones to Tony, they decide to do as they’re told. “Great. Now I need you guys to leave your belongings in the office with Carmen, and follow me.”

The nervous women follow me in the
Interview Room
and I instruct them to get undressed. The two gals glance at each other, then at me, and then back at each other again. They’re frightened, but I remain quiet and do not disclose anything to them. One of the ladies finally decides to remove her clothes, and the other lady copies. I inspect their bodies, and tell them to get dressed.

“Thank you for doing what I asked. That is part of my screening process. I wanted to make sure you guys are not wired before I can explain in full detail what I expect from you. Please follow me.”

The women abide and listen attentively as I break down my system. “I have a bunch to tell you, so if you have questions please feel free to ask me right at that moment.” The women nod their heads.

I start, “When you’re client arrives, go to Carmen and confirm your client’s name, and then you come over here to grab your necessities. Each bucket contains a fresh clean sheet, two wash clothes, two towels, two robes, a quart sized Ziploc bag, a can of Lysol spray, and individually wrapped baby and alcohol wipes. Our housemaid Maria prepares all the buckets. This storage is hidden for a reason, so please do not let the clients know where this is located. The code is the same as the code for that door.” I point at the security door. “You go to the room your client has booked, and set up the room. Spread the sheet over the chaise, and place the bucket by it so it will be by you when you need it. Then you walk over here. This is the entryway. Clients who are waiting for their appointments wait here, and once you are ready for them, you come here and grab your guy. The second you see your man, greet him with a beautiful smile and acknowledge him by his first name; and grab his hand in a sexy flirtatious way. He wants that attention from you the moment he sees you, so give him what he paid for. Once you grab him from the couch, enter the code on this keypad. Make sure he doesn’t see the code. I change the code all the time for our safety, but Carmen will inform you guys in advance after I’ve done it. Whatever the code is for this door, will be the code for the hidden storage. Once you enter the code here, the security doors will unlock. Once you go through the doors, the doors will automatically close by itself, but make sure you hear the triple bolts lock. Then and only then do you bring him to his room. When you’re in the room talk with him for a couple of minutes and asks him how he’s doing. Make him feel wanted and special. Once he’s relaxed, tell him to get very comfortable while you go to freshen up. No money is to be exchange from his hands to yours. The moment he arrives, Carmen takes his payment while he’s waiting for you, so you don’t have to worry about getting the money. Before you leave the room, ask him want he wants to drink and hand him the alcohol wipes and kindly tell him to wipe himself. We have a fridge in the kitchen specifically for the clients. We have beer, wine, sodas, and bottled water. So, you leave them, go freshen up, and you come over here.” The women follow me in the kitchen. “This is their fridge. We do not get our drinks from this fridge. That over there is our fridge. Our drinks and food will be in there. So you get his drink from here, grab your condoms and lube, and make sure you are looking nice and sexy. I recommend you get a small cosmetic bag to put your condoms and lube in. Per appointment, I only want you to have two condoms in your bag. No more than two. Refill your bag every time you go in a session. Your locker must be locked at all times. Do not leave them unlock unless you are getting dressed or getting your condoms and lube. I also want you to wear something sexy under your suit, so it will be easier to transform from business woman to sexy provider. I advise you bring at least two pairs of suits every time you work just in case you want to change. And your outfit doesn’t necessarily have to be business suits, but something nice you would wear in an office. Make sure you are wearing something sexy and look your best. Grab the clients drink, and your bag, and strut your stuff as you’re walking in the room. Open his drink in front of him. Do not open it before you enter the room. This is to ensure him that it is a new drink. Hand him the drink and if he’s not already sitting on the chaise, guide him to sit. Wave your goodies in his face so he’ll be tempted to touch you. He should already be fully naked, and if not, ask him if he’s fully comfortable. That should let him know to get naked. When you are hovering over him, let him touch you first. I want you to make sure he touches your private parts and make sure he removes your panty and bra. Do not remove it, let him do it. If he doesn’t get the hint, ask him if he can help you. Just say, ‘Can you help me,’ and point at your panty and bra. Do not verbally say for him to remove your clothes. Nothing should be said out loud. Never say what you are doing to him sexually. When you are giving him a blowjob, do not ask him if he liked the blowjob. Or when you’re riding him, do not ask if he likes you fucking him. It’s very important you do not say what you are sexually doing to him. Once the both of you are fully naked, and he’s caressing your body, then you start with your session. Give him the best time of his life. He is paying you for the hour or hours, so make sure he enjoys your body and your talent. Give him the most outstanding orgasm he’s ever experienced. You do that, and I guarantee he’ll keep coming back. When he finishes, lay with him a while and try to carry an interesting conversation. Listen to what he has to say, so when he comes back, you can remind him what you two talked about the last time you guys saw each other. That way, he’ll notice you are paying attention to him, and men like that. Carmen will knock softly on your door when your time is up. Don’t jump up and rush to get dress when she knocks. Gradually get up, but still talk and listen to him. Get the baby wipe, clutch his penis with your hands and remove the condom off him. Place the baby wipe and condom into the Ziploc bag, and zip it tight. Ask him if he wants to take a shower. Most likely, he will say yes. Wrap yourself in one of the robes and cover him with the other robe. Please make sure you put the robe on him. Men like to be catered to so if you do this for them, they will feel extra special. Then lead him to the shower. Never walk naked in the hallways. Inform him that the shower is filled with men’s toiletries and that you will be here when he finishes. While he’s showering, return to the room and dress, remove the sheets, spray the chaise with Lysol, and straighten the room. Once he’s finished getting dressed, lead him to the security door, give him a hug, kiss him on his cheek, and tell him, ‘Hope to see you again,’ before he leaves. Double check the room and make sure everything is back in its normal place.” I lead them to the locker room. “Then you come over here and dump the Ziploc bag into the safe. Lift the handle so the bag falls inside. Please make sure the condom is sealed tight in the bag, so that nothing oozes out. Tony empties it regularly so it doesn’t become nasty in there. Then go freshen up again. I want you clean for your next appointment. Put the dirty sheets, towels, and robes in the washroom so Maria can wash them. If at any time during your session, the client doesn’t know how to treat you, hurts you, or you feel threatened, just knock over the picture frame that sits on top of the nightstand and Tony will rush in to help you. The stand on the back of the frame is motion censored, so if it moves from its spot, then Tony is alerted, and bursts in no questions asked. That’s for your safety. If Tony sees an unknown guy or guys in our monitor in the entryway, he will turn off the red lights that are supposed to be on at all times, and switch on the regular lights. The music in your room will automatically shut off when the lights are switched. If this happens, you and your client get dress and dump all the evidence in the safe. Do not open that security door for any reason. If they do not have a warrant, they are not allowed back here. Tony knows what he’s doing, so he will take care of it. Any questions so far?”

The gals shake their heads so I continue. “When your shift is over, Carmen hands you your money. The rate per hour is five hundred dollars, you get four hundred, and the hundred is dropped into another safe. That’s called the drop, which is the house fee for every appointment. You give your schedule request to Carmen for the following week. She needs it, so she can book your weekly appointments. So now let’s get down to the ugly part of Carmen’s job. If you tell her your schedule request and she books your appointments, and for some reason you don’t show up for work, you will be fined a hundred dollars for each appointment you missed. The hundred dollars is what the house was supposed to receive for that appointment, so we will get it. I know things happen, and I know everyone here has their own personal lives to deal with, but we have a great reputation because we always take good care of our clients in every way shape or form. Carmen works around your needs, so if you need a certain day off, then request it in advance. If you miss six appointments, then don’t bother coming back. Tony will empty your locker, and he’ll give your belongings to Jose. He’ll drop your things at the address you entered on your application. If you don’t straighten the room you used for your session, if the bag with the used condom isn’t sealed tight, and if you don’t know how to pick up after yourself, then Carmen will fine you fifty dollars for each thing you didn’t do right. After six fines, you will be terminated. We are all grown women here, so let’s act like it, and be responsible for our own actions. Maria is not here to clean right after you guys, so clean up your mess. If you do everything right, then there shouldn’t be any problems. If any of the guys complain on your services, then Carmen will inform me. I will call the guy directly and ask him myself what the problem was. Then I will ask you what happened. If it’s a simple thing, then I will tell you how to fix it. I know some guys complain just for the hell of it, that’s why I try to get both sides of the story. Most likely, I will book a two girl session with the guy, so I can see how you do your services. No client has complained in ages, so I’d like to hope there will be no problems. Our clients are the elite men in Houston and the surrounding areas. When you filled out your application, there’s a confidentiality agreement you signed. You are to never discuss with anybody who you’ve seen in this business. Our men need us to be very discreet so we will give them that.” I know. I know. You’re probably thinking so what if my gals signed a confidentially agreement. That contract can’t protect our clients. But that’s where you’re wrong. Our escort service caters to men who have the highest power. It’s pretty amazing how much we get away with because of the connections we have.

I continue, “We only see regulars and if we haven’t seen them before, then he will need a referral from one of our clients. If that’s the case, Sarah will call his referral and confirm they know each other. Once that’s done, she will verify the guy’s place of employment. If that clears out, then he will be asked to meet up with her. She’ll meet him at a five star hotel. During the meeting, he will need to provide her with a clean STD test result from a doctor we recommended. We have been in business for a very long time, so we know if the papers are legit. Once that’s done, Sarah will ask him to undress. She will do a DC which is a dick check. She will see if there are any unusual marks or smell on his dick. Sarah will let him leave, and she’ll contact Carmen to verify everything went well. And then Carmen will book an appointment with him. I know you’re probably thinking, shouldn’t the doctor be checking out for that kind of stuff, but most guys doesn’t want the doctor knowing their personal business as to why they need to get their dick checked. So I have Sarah inspect the guys. We do not have a website for security purposes. He will usually request for the same lady that the guy who recommended him to our services saw. If not, then Carmen will give him the descriptions of the women who will be available on the day and time that works for him. Do you have any questions about what I’ve told you guys so far?”