The Judge Is Reversed (2 page)

Madeline Somers looked down at Pam North. After a moment, she said, “Well.” Pam saw her point, but did not feel that there was anything to be done about it.

“You are in the market for a cat?” Madeline Somers said, and became brisk again. “A Siamese?”

“If not too pointed,” Pam said. “I came here just—well, to see if there was anything new in cats. A—a new fall line, I suppose.”

Madeline Somers blinked slightly.

“I sell cats,” she said. “Breeders' Nook.”

“Breeders'—?”

“Here,” Madeline Somers said, and opened her show program and thrust it toward Pam, a finger marking. The finger marked an advertisement.

The Breeders' Nook

Registered Persians, Siamese, Abyssinians

Burmese—all breeds. Cheetahs Sometimes

Available. Ocelots may be ordered.

Madeline Somers.—Madison Avenue.

“Goodness,” Pam said. “Not cheetahs?”

“Well,” Madeline Somers said, “I don't argue there's much demand. Big for apartments. And ocelots get chest colds, of course. But—you don't want an ocelot, probably.”

“A pet shop,” Pam said. She could not keep doubt out of her voice. The Norths are by no means of what cat people call The Fancy. But still—pet shops?

“Not the way you mean,” Madeline Somers said. “Oh, I know what you mean. These are all registered cats, from good breeders. More like a—say a cat exchange. A clearing house.” Pam looked up at her. “Oh,” the tweeded woman said, “I don't contend they're all show types. But I take it you don't want a cat to show.”

“No,” Pam said. “To talk to. To—talk with.”

“A Siamese,” Madeline Somers said, with understanding. “I've got—”

“Outrageous,” a thin, high voice—a piercing voice—said from somewhere. “Incompetence. Or worse.”

They turned to look toward the voice's source. It was the kind of voice which, in itself, somehow creates a situation. Only an emergency could justify such a voice. The lithe seal point at whom Pam had first looked rose from his folded blanket. He growled deep in his throat.

They were near an open section, in which a good many people—mostly women—were already gathered. The voice came from there, pierced out from there. A woman in a long black dress—a dress with fringe—stood on one side of a table and looked up at a tall man. The tall man was slim, erect; he had a tanned face and regular features; he had gray hair. Over a dark suit, he wore, somewhat unexpectedly, a butcher's apron. It was immaculate; it was still inappropriate. White tie and tails—the man suggested that.

There were half a dozen portable cages on the table in front of the little woman—the sallow, wiry little woman in the fringed dress, the equally improbable pink hat. Medallioned ribbons lay on two of the cages.

“Don't think I don't know,” the woman in the black dress said, and her voice cut. “Don't think you can pull the wool over my eyes. Call yourself a judge—”

“Poor Becky Wuerth,” Madeline Somers said. “Somebody ought to do something. The poor thing. And poor John Blanchard, too.”

Pam raised eyebrows.

“The all-breeds judge,” Miss Somers said. “Here.” She opened her catalogue again, again a finger marked. “Judge: Mr. John Blanchard.”

“They were lucky to get him,” Miss Somers said. “And now poor Becky Wuerth.”

“I take it,” Pam said, “that her cat didn't win.”

“Apparently,” Miss Somers said. “The trouble is, hers usually don't. And if it's Enchanted Lady again—well, Lady is just a pretty red. Why Becky thinks—” She paused. She smiled faintly. “Actually,” she said, “most of them—I suppose I ought to be honest and say us—suspect dirty work at the crossroads when we don't win the blues. Partly pride—partly just admiration of their own cats. Our own cats. But for the breeders—well, money enters in. Stud fees. The prices kittens will bring. So—judges are incompetent. At best, as poor Becky shouted. At worst—you ought to hear them, Mrs. North.”

“If you think you're going—” Rebecca Wuerth, indignant owner of Enchanted Lady of Purrland, daughter of Dbl.Ch. Kute Kit Monarch of Purrland and Lady Four Paws Beautiful, began, her voice a knife in the air. But then a comfortable woman in a blue dress came up behind her and made soothing sounds in a soft voice. “All the same,” Rebecca Wuerth said. “If he thinks he's heard the last—”

She did not finish. She went away; Pam felt that she was more or less led away. The tall, spare man in the butcher's apron had said nothing; had not seemed to hear. Now he motioned, and two men carried caged cats from the judging table.

“Class forty-four,” a public-address system said. “Blue male novice.”

The two men who had carried caged cats away returned with new caged cats—four caged cats.

The tall man took a cat from a cage. The cat dangled. Then the cat wrapped himself around the judge's hands. The tall man shook slightly, and put the cat on the table. The cat was very handsome, long-haired, amber eyes. He permitted the tall man to run hands over him, hold his tail extended; lift him and gaze into his eyes. The judge put the cat back in his cage and lifted another blue from the next cage. The group which had watched the earlier judging drifted away; a new group drifted in.

The tall man was very deft with cats. Still, Pam thought, judging cats must be rather a risky business—cats are edged tools.

“Don't they ever bite him?” Pam asked. “Or scratch, for that matter?”

“Now and then, I suppose,” Madeline Somers said. “But he's very good with them. The chief risk is cat hair on clothes. Hence the apron.”

“All the same,” Pam said, “it seems like an odd—occupation. For a man, especially.”

“Occupation?” Miss Somers repeated, as if the word surprised her. It seemed also to amuse her. She chuckled. “He would love that,” she said. “You mean you've never heard of John Blanchard?”

Pam North had never heard of John Blanchard. Not then.

2

Pam didn't, she told Jerry, know that the sampling had helped much. “Like,” she said, “a smorgasbord. Confusing. And not taking something because there may be something even better on down.”

“And,” Jerry said, “ending up with cold turkey. I know.”

“More likely with everything,” Pam said. “Burmese are nice. And the long-hairs—”

“No,” Jerry said. “Brushing, chiefly. If not, hair balls in the cat and knots on him. Were all the Siamese pointed?”

They had been. On the other hand, there was the chance of Madeline Somers's shop. Now and then, apparently, it contained an unpointed Siamese.

“Although probably,” Pam said, “with black stripes.”

They had, at that moment, entered the Queens-Midtown tunnel. The tunnel roared around them.

“Stripes?” Jerry enquired, loudly.

“Belly stripes,” Pam said. “Although I don't know that we care, do we? Do you know a Mr. John Blanchard? It seems everybody ought to. He judges cats.”

“When we get out of this,” Jerry said. Jerry yelled.

They got out of it. In time, they got to Queens Boulevard.

“There was a Blanchard wrote a book about cats,” Jerry said. “That's about all I know. Very good book, they say. Compared it to Van Vechten, some did.”

“Nonsense,” Pam said firmly. “How ridiculous. A tall, thin man, in his late fifties? Gray hair? I suppose you'd have to call him distinguished-looking?”

“All I know about him,” Jerry said, “is that he wrote a book about cats. Nothing about his dimensions. If it's the same man. And, why, Pam?”

Pam didn't know. It had seemed an odd thing for a man to be doing. Naturally, she had wondered, mildly, about the man. It was unimportant. “We turn left at the next corner,” she said.

A canvas sign which crossed the boulevard told them they turned left at the next corner. They turned left; they found a parking area; they climbed concrete steps into the concrete oval of the stadium, came out into bright sunlight; were shown places on a ribbed bench. Far below, on tattered turf, young men in white ran and leaped. “Game, Mr. Mears,” a loudspeaker told them. “He leads, five games to four, first set.”

The young men in white met, and mopped, behind the umpire's chair. They went back on court, the courts reversed. Now the player nearest the Norths was a rangy man, his close-cropped blond hair shining in the sun.

“Mears,” Jerry said. “The one Laney's cross with.”

Mears raised a hand which held two tennis balls.

“New balls,” Jerry said. “And, he's obviously got a break through. And—”

“Shhh,” Pam said.

Mears's long body seemed to lash like a whip, with a whip's snap at the end. The ball fled.

“Wow!” Pam North said, in appreciation. The dark-haired man on the far side of the net shook his head, waggled his racket in doleful appreciation. “Fifteen—love,” the umpire said, through the public-address system.

Doug Mears served again. This time the ball came back, drifting high. Mears smashed. “Thirty—love,” the public-address system said.

The crowd was very silent. Somewhere, off to the side, a typewriter clicked. The dark-haired man went back to position, waited to receive. He moved lithely as he waited, shifting weight, like a cat tensing for a spring.

Mears served again. The ball was a white streak into court, breaking wide. The dark-haired man lunged and missed.

“Foot fault,” a voice said, and was loud in the silence. “Foot fault,” the loudspeaker repeated.

Everybody looked at the base-line judge. Mears looked at him in apparent astonishment, disbelief. He looked at him for seconds which seemed minutes. The linesman did not seem to look at him.

Mears shook his head, in resignation, yet with anger.

“Third one this set,” a man next Pam said to her, in a hushed voice. “Upsets the kid.”

Mears served again. The ball, this time, hit the net cord, bounced high. “Let,” the net judge called. “Out,” a linesman called, and made a sweeping gesture of the left hand. “Double fault,” the umpire's amplified voice told a crowd of some eight thousand. “Thirty—fifteen.”

Mears served again, but the whip of his body seemed less certain. He went in behind service. The ball from the dark-haired man's racket streaked past him, deep down the line. The silence was palpable. It was unbroken. Mears turned and looked at the base linesman—the same linesman. The linesman did not look at him.

“Thirty—all,” the umpire said, and Jerry said, “Looked out from here.”

“Looked out to Mears, too,” said the man on the other side of Pam, across her. “But John knows his job.”

Pam had looked at the linesman quickly, without really looking. She looked again.

He wore slacks and a dark jacket. He was sitting, now on the hardness of a folding wooden chair. He was lean and elegant still; his hair was thick and gray.

“Jerry!” Pam North said, and Jerry, this time, said “Shhh!”

Mears's swinging racket pinged on the ball, and the ball flew. There was a faint sigh from the crowd, even before the linesman called. “Fault,” the loudspeaker said, imperturbable, and Mears served again. He seemed to serve harder than before. The ball streaked down the center of the court, landed on, or near, the center line. “Fault,” the center linesman of the far court said, and the loudspeaker said, “Double fault, thirty—forty.”

Mears went back to position, shaking his blond head from side to side. He looked, suddenly, tired. He served, and the ball tore into the far court. “Let,” the net judge said. “First service,” the loudspeaker said. Mears served again, and this time the ball, angled toward the side line, went far beyond it. “Fault.” Mears, walking back, moved slowly. The whip of his body coiled again, snapped again.

“Foot fault,” the man in slacks and dark jacket, the man with thick gray hair, said, clearly in the silence. There was, this time, a pause. It was as if the loudspeaker hesitated. “Double fault,” the loudspeaker said. “Game, Mr. Wilson. The games are five all, first set.”

And Doug Mears banged his racket on the ground—banged it down twice on the battered turf. He started toward the linesman, and seemed to be talking, although his words were not audible. A kind of moan from the audience drowned the words.

Mears took two long strides, and the linesman did not look at him. Mears stopped, then, and his shoulders sagged. He went back to receive. He went very slowly, as if each step were an effort.

“Bad break for the kid,” the man next Pam said. “Sometimes a thing like that'll—” He did not finish. The dark-haired man had served. The ball bounced crookedly. Mears, obviously off balance, swung awkwardly. The ball hit the net. “Some days it's not worth while getting up,” the man next Pam said. “What a bounce!”

Crossing to receive in the backhand court, the blond young man looked fixedly at the linesman in dark jacket, dark slacks. The man did not appear to look at him.

Mears made the next point on a dipping return of service. But on the point which followed a similar return was lobbed over his head and, from thirty—fifteen, Mears volleyed once into the net and once far beyond the base line.

“Game, Mr. Wilson. He leads, six games to five, first set.”

As the players changed courts, Doug Mears stopped at the umpire's high chair, spoke up to the umpire; spoke with apparent vehemence, once gestured toward the base linesman. The umpire listened. The umpire shook his head.

Mears won the first point of the twelfth game on a service ace. But he double-faulted the second, dumped a volley—a volley that looked, from the stands, easy—into the net and then, once more, double-faulted. At fifteen—forty, Wilson—Ted Wilson, it turned out to be—put up a long lob off a strong service and Mears smashed.